"Carpet Party" is a song featured in the season 4 episode "Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat".
It is performed by Betty and Duckman during their confinement at the Federal Women's Penitentiary.
This is a series original song. The music was by Michael Markowitz, Scott Wilk and Todd Yvega, with lyrics being by Michael Markowitz.
Lyrics[]
Duckman: [speaking] (sighs) What's goin' on?
Betty: [speaking] Carpet party.
Betty: [speaking] Carpet party!
In the big house, you get tired of having cold stone under your feet.
So, once in a while, someone has a big area rug smuggled in.
We dance on the rug,
and for one night,
(hyperventilates)
It's like...
(hyperventilates)
It's like...
We're free!
Inmates: (Go, girl!)
(Go, Betty!
Go, Betty!)
Betty: [singing] Oh, there's a place
You got to go
The swinging-est swank soirée
I know
The wildest party
In the world
Even though it's only girls...
It'll get you higher quicker
Than any bad old drug
So, lose the beer and liquor
Right there on the rug!
We'll have a
Carpet party!
Lots of bee-bop, fun
I love a
Carpet party!
Won't stop till it's done...
Inmates: (All right!)
(Woo! Yeah!)
Duckman: [speaking] Hey, I get it now!
(Huh!)
[singing] From your head
Down to your feet
From a-top to bottom
It can't be beat
(Huh!)
From your head
Down to your toes
From a-hair to shoes,
Knee to nose
Well, the people who love jammin'
Find it's in the bag!
So, get the girls and cram in
Right there on the shag!
Duckman and Betty: We'll have a
Carpet party!
Dancing ever faster
I love a
Carpet party!
Good thing
It's a good thing
It's the master!
Warden: [speaking] Doesn't have what it takes, huh?
Have her there tomorrow night.
Wanda: [growling]