"Days of Whining and Neurosis" is the third episode of Season 2, and the sixteenth episode of Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man overall. This episode aired on March 25, 1995.
Synopsis[]
Duckman and Cornfed go undercover into an exclusive celebrity-filled rehab center to investigate one of the support groups.
Plot[]
TBA
Character Appearances[]
Main Characters[]
- Duckman
- Cornfed
- Dr. Conrad Milo (first appearance)
- Cyrus Red Herring (first appearance)
- Roxanne
- Roulette
- John
Secondary Characters[]
Trivia[]
- Writer/producer Michael Markowitz notes: Another unfortunate cut was made due to time. The group therapy scene in "Days of Whining and Neurosis" originally contained a cameo by Jack Riley, as his "Bob Newhart Show" character, Elliott Karlin. Jack was hilarious, and it was great fun seeing two of the crabbiest characters in TV history meet, but the episode ran long and the scene had to come out.
- In order to get into the spa, Bernice dresses the family up as singers, resembling both the Osmonds and the Partridge Family, Charles and Mambo in particular are dressed as Donny and Marie.
- Roxanne, John and Roulette previously appeared in "Joking the Chicken".
Quotes[]
- Dr. Milo: I believe someone is trying to kill me.
- Cornfed: Do you have any proof?
- Dr. Milo: (pulls out a note) This note.
- Duckman: (reads) "Dr. Milo, I'm trying to kill you." Hmm, nothing more definite. (crumbles the note and throws it away)
- Dr. Milo: (pulls out a gun) I found a gun.
- Duckman: Probably a toy... (shoots a bird outside without looking)
- Dr. Milo: (pulls out a knife) And a knife.
- Duckman: Proves nothing! (throws the knife outside, stabbing another bird)
- Dr. Milo: (pulls out a lit bomb) And this bomb.
- Duckman: I get these every day. (throws the bomb out the window, with an explosion occurring about 4 seconds later, harming another bird)
- Cornfed: Thank you, Roulette, for expressing what millions of white trash neo-nazis would love to say if they could hide behind the first amendment under the guise of comedy.