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Eric Tiberius Duckman, or simply just Duckman, is the eponymous character of Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man. The show primarily follows his life a year after his wife, Beatrice, died.
Character[]
Duckman was bullied by everyone and is portrayed as a lazy, incompetent, self-serving, morally unscrupulous, sexual deviant. The fact that he is also remarkably clueless (as a both parent and detective) is very much a comic fodder for the character.
He is a widower; when his wife Beatrice died, she left their house to her sister Bernice, so as to ensure some sort of stable environment for her and Duckman's three children: Ajax, Charles and Mambo.
Though frequently taking his children for granted, Duckman honestly loves and cares for them.
He graduated high school in 1976, and is also a graduate of Don Galloway Detective School and has a detective license from Panama signed by Manuel Noriega.
Duckman is an Aries, born April 18, as revealed in "With Friends Like These".
Duckman wears glasses which contain his eyes. They can be removed like normal glasses, taking his eyes with them. His glasses stay up, even though he has no ears (something that Cornfed once observed with fascination in "Research and Destroy"). He is the only main character to not have any clothes on, which Charles and Mambo mention they have an issue with in "A Room With a Bellevue".
Duckman has a multitude of catchphrases, including "What the hell are you staring at?", "Hommina hommina how wah", "Whatever" (whenever corrected by his kids), and his trademark scream of "D'wah!"
Official Character Bios[]
DVD Bio[]
On the Duckman DVD collection, Duckman's bio is given as the following;
- Private dick and family man
- His detective licence is from Panama, signed by Manuel Noriega
- Widowed after he accidentally caused the death of his wife, Beatrice, and force to co-habitate with his hateful sister-in-law, Bernice and his kids
- Cowardly, slovenly, lazy, bumbling, arrogant, and selfish with little self-respect
- A fallen idealist who envisions himself as someone who tries to make the world a better place
- Struggles with being labeled as an animal
- Responsible for the deaths of both his wife and his father and for King Chicken's crossover into a life of crime
Duckman Loves:
- His kids.
- Cornfed Pig.
- Women, Lots of women. And their breasts.
- Red meat, smoking and booze.
- Ranting about everything that's wrong with society.
- His wife Beatrice.
Duckman Hates:
- Struggling to connect with his kids.
- His sister-in-law, Bernice.
- Political correctness.
- The fact that red meat, smoking and booze are all bad for him.
Cooltoons2.com Character Bio[]
On Klasky Csupo's flash website, Duckman's bio is given as the following;
Duckman is a father to 2.5 kids (one who has 2 heads) and also runs his own private investigation firm. He is lazy, sarcastic and obnoxious, and usually has a cutting quip or insult on the tip of his tongue. Because he is easily distracted by beautiful women or get-rich-quick schemes, he relies heavily on his right-hand-pig Cornfed, who has gotten him out of numerous precarious predicaments. Duckman is also a widow, and when his wife died he began living with her sister, Bernice, who hates Duckman with a passion. He also has an arch-enemy named King Chicken who blames Duckman for every problem in the world and is constantly looking for revenge. With all this animosity directed toward the poor water fowl, is it any wonder that his catch phrase is "What the hell are you staring at?!?"
Family and Relationships[]
Cornfed Pig[]
Cornfed is Duckman's extremely loyal and extremely competent partner, which makes up for Duckman's extreme incompetence.
Duckman and Cornfed have a strong and solid friendship, as shown in numerous episodes. Duckman does tend to take advantage of Cornfed and, in turn, Cornfed looks down on Duckman for both his lack of skills and dubious morality.
Duckman has been known to betray Cornfed on several occasions, but Cornfed is always loyal to Duckman. Even when it seems he has betrayed Duckman, it is always part of a clever ruse. Duckman, however, never catches onto this and always believes that Cornfed has finally become unfaithful to him. Additionally, whenever Cornfed actually does betray Duckman, he feels very remorseful about it, such as in "Noir Gang" (for the most part). Duckman, although seldomly, is also capable of feeling remorseful for his actions toward Cornfed, such as when he realized he'd been hypnotized into trying to kill Cornfed in "The Mallardian Candidate".
More often than not, though, Duckman gets a kick out of purposely torturing him (like in a scene from "Role With It" where he forces Cornfed to stay in an annoying car ride with Fluffy and Uranus for longer than necessary), and in making Cornfed seem much less accomplished in comparison to himself (as seen in "American Dicks", and in Duckman's original USA movie in "Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.").
Duckman and Cornfed's Introduction[]
Their official introduction to each other changes throughout the series; "The Girls of Route Canal" and several season one episodes establish that they'd first met sometime in their adulthood, however this is later retconned in the season four episode "From Brad to Worse".
In "From Brad to Worse", the two are shown as already-established friends in high school in 1976. Their relationship during this time is similar to what it is in their adulthood: Duckman, who was just as perverted and chaotic as ever, complained to Cornfed about the way of the world and the trouble that he'd get himself into. Cornfed looked out for Duckman, warning him about Principal Dinkler's presence when he knew that Duckman was trying to avoid him. To keep Duckman from being expelled, he even went as far as to reverse the traps that Duckman had set in the principal's office.
When piecing together the true events of The Dinkler Incident as adults at the end of the episode, Cornfed tells Duckman, "I wanted to protect your future. I guess I always knew I'd be a part of it."
It is unknown what the rest of their high school years were like, but due to Cornfed's extensive occupational and residential history, as well as Duckman's traveling job as a photographer, it can be assumed that they parted ways at some point and led very different lives before meeting each other again.
In "The Girls of Route Canal", Duckman and Cornfed met shortly after the death of Beatrice's first husband Richard. She'd been having an affair with Duckman prior to this and, after the funeral, Duckman searched the world just to see her again (despite her being at her house).
While in a New York airport, he came across Cornfed who was a baggage handler at the time. He suggested looking for her at her house and promptly drove Duckman there, as he just so happened to be trucking there for another job anyway.
The truck that Cornfed was driving was an Ajax company truck, which Beatrice suggested naming her and Duckman's first child after since it was "the thing that brought the most happiness into [her] life".
"A Civil War"[]
"A Civil War" is the first episode to depict their introduction, as well as their overall dynamic. The episode establishes Duckman's jealousy of Cornfed's likeability, skills, and knowledge.
At a local peace conference that Duckman was forced to speak at for community service purposes, he offends and enrages the audience. Afterward, Charles and Mambo praise Cornfed for saving Duckman on stage and for bringing peace to the people again. Duckman, in defense, claims he didn't need Cornfed's help.
To Duckman's chagrin, there continues to be clear favoritism for Cornfed among the Duckman family when Duckman tries to impress his children but fails miserably at it.
Later, after getting a new case at the detective agency, Duckman jeopardizes it due to his attraction to the client. He's constantly distracted by her, causing him to miss obvious evidence that would help them solve the case quickly, and even throwing Cornfed to the side to keep him out of his way. Cornfed confronts Duckman and tells him he's acting unprofessionally. Cornfed is known to call out Duckman's behavior, however Duckman is particularly irritated this time around due to his feelings of inferiority, and he ultimately decides to fire Cornfed in his fit of rage.
Duckman soon realizes that he's not suitable to work at the agency by himself, however he doesn't admit to this, and perhaps doesn't want to believe it's true. Feeling lonely and lost on how to solve the case, he finds himself at a fortune teller's parlor and asks for help, where he is reminded of how he first met Cornfed.
Their introduction was established as follows:
At the time, Cornfed was working a night shift at a bakery (he was only working there until he graduated astronaut school), where Duckman was a customer. While Duckman was correcting Cornfed on what a baker's dozen consists of, a gunman entered the shop and attempted to shoot Duckman. Cornfed quickly jumped over the counter and took the bullet for him. Duckman, shocked by Cornfed's heroism, invited him to be his partner; Cornfed accepted the offer.
Duckman then assured Cornfed he wouldn't let him die and ran to call 911, however he got distracted by wanting a free sample of the baked goods on display. Duckman began choking, so Cornfed crawled over and saved him again. This caught the attention of the aforementioned gunman, so he shot at Duckman again, to which Cornfed took another bullet for him.
Being reminded of this event, Duckman realizes that Cornfed is a better person than him, commending him for his selflessness and bravery. He acknowledges that he should be thankful to have someone like Cornfed in his life.
Duckman, however, does not bring himself to say these things to Cornfed, likely due to his frequent inability to have true heart-to-heart conversations with anyone, no matter their relation to him. Instead, he awkwardly walks around the topic of re-hiring Cornfed, only mentioning that they "have sort of a history together". Cornfed, knowing Duckman's intricacies, is able to finish his sentence for him. Duckman downplays the sentimentality of it, still blaming the situation on Cornfed, but Cornfed doesn't mind this.
Cornfed brings up that Duckman's children wanted him to be reminded that "there are a lot of ways one person can be better than another. Like in providing a home away from home for a partner, and in being the best father you know how."
This suggests that, due to their closeness with Cornfed, they're able to open up to him and feel like they're able to have Cornfed pass along messages to Duckman. In general, Cornfed usually serves as a bridge between Duckman and his children; he reminds Duckman that—despite Beatrice's passing—he still has them in his life to be there for, and he reminds the boys to respect Duckman more because he's trying his best.
The two don't exchange any more words after this, but they don't necessarily need to, and it's clear that they've reconciled as they walk off together with Duckman's arm wrapped around Cornfed, both smiling.
Beatrice Hufnagel-Duckman[]
Duckman's late wife.
They met while Duckman was working as a photographer, sent to take photographs of the covered bridges in the small farming town Beatrice was living with her then-husband Richard.
After crashing his car into a cow, Beatrice ran over to help him, and invited him into her home. Duckman wasn't aware of Beatrice's marital status, as Richard happened to be out of town that week. Beatrice and Duckman immediately connected and were extremely attracted to each other. The two began what Duckman didn't know was an affair.
Once Richard returned home, and Duckman learned that he was her husband, he left their home, dejected. Despite this, he could not get Beatrice out of his mind and decided to tell Richard of the whole affair (and tell him in great detail). However, due to Richard's heart condition, hearing the news ended up killing him. After his death, Beatrice confessed that she was never in love with Richard, and after an unnecessary wild goose chase on Duckman's part, the two were reunited.
It turned out that Duckman had impregnated her, and they soon were married. When she revealed her pregnancy, she was already about eight weeks in, so presumably the wedding took place after Ajax's birth, as she was not pregnant at the wedding. In "The Once and Future Duck", however, Duckman's wedding to Beatrice was said to be eighteen years ago, which would be three years before Ajax was born. An explanation for this could be that her first pregnancy miscarried or was still-born.
It is unclear when exactly they moved to the city. She died about ten years after Charles and Mambo were born, and not much is known about the time in-between.
Duckman's love for Beatrice is the strongest in his life, aside from maybe his love for his children. After her death, Duckman continued to love her extremely deeply, going so far as to say that he will love her until the day he dies ("The Once and Future Duck").
Despite how lustful and flirtatious Duckman is, it took him a great amount of time to be able to start seeing other people after her death due to the guilt of betraying her, and the guilt of being partially responsible for her death.
Bernice Hufnagel[]
Duckman would seem to have nothing but contempt for his sister-in-law Bernice. Rightfully so, as she is often abrasive, demanding, and abusive towards him. However, he also never changes the poor behavior that she (nor anyone else) criticizes him for, causing them both to constantly be at each other's throats.
Duckman keeps a photo of himself, Beatrice and Bernice from their wedding on his work desk, but Bernice's face is torn out of it. Bernice has this exact same photo, except she has Duckman's face torn out of it.
Bernice had moved in after Beatrice died to help raise her nephews. The house was transferred to her name thanks to Beatrice's will, and, due to this, she has little to no respect for how the family's home life operated before she moved in. She promptly changed the family's diet, routine, and kicked Duckman out of the master bedroom. Because of her loathing of Duckman, she has taught his sons (particularly Charles and Mambo) to disrespect and ridicule their father.
Despite all of this, on rare occasions, one might admit that they love or respect the other, or come very close to admitting it at the very least.
In "It's the Thing of the Principal", Duckman and Bernice got drunk in a hotel room and slept together. Upon realizing it the next day, the two were both disgusted by their actions and agreed to never speak of it again.
Interestingly, in Duckman's original USA movie, based loosely on his real life, he named the film's femme fatale and love interest Bernice, making her the sister of the Duckman character (rather than sister-in-law), hinting some type of possible attraction to her on some level, and also playing into his incest kink.
All that is known about Bernice and Duckman's relationship prior to the start of the series is that she was part of his wedding, and that he snuck up behind her at a party once, mistaking her for Beatrice (when recounting that this happened, he also vaguely suggests that he touched her breasts).
Ajax Duckman[]
Duckman's oldest son.
Ajax is a daddy's boy, and feels a stronger connection to his father than to any other member of the family. Subsequently, Duckman feels as though Ajax is the only one in the family he truly connects with and can relate to.
Despite this strong emotional bond, Duckman's selfishness often prevents him from making time for Ajax. He is, however, extremely protective of him, as shown in "Ride the High School" and "It's the Thing of the Principal", wherein he attempts to stop Ajax from becoming his vice principal's child groom, as well as numerous other episodes.
Duckman finds it difficult to watch Ajax cry.
Ajax is also a classic "Distressed Dude" archetype, basically a male "Damsel in Distress". Although Duckman's entire family is often held hostage or threatened by the show's numerous villains, Ajax is targeted the most frequently. Duckman will always risk everything to save him, and can many times be his sole motivation for solving a case or taking down a criminal.
Charles and Mambo Duckman[]
Duckman's youngest sons.
While they love him as a father, they do not see Duckman as someone worthy of their respect and often ridicule him. Quite often, they also express apathy and disdain for him. It is also mentioned on one occasion that they “turn against him on a weekly basis”. This fact distresses Duckman, and sometimes leads him to question whether or not they love him.
Like with Ajax, Duckman is extremely protective of them, but often lets them down. He has great difficulty remembering Mambo's name and has missed a handful of events that were important to the twins, such as their eleventh birthday and numerous tuba recitals.
Because of Charles and Mambo's high intellect, they often look down on those not as smart as them, especially Duckman. Despite this, Charles and Mambo are shown to have a similar protectiveness over Duckman, and admire his knowledge on certain subjects such as romance and the imperfection/perfection paradox.
They continually pressure him to be a better role model for them, something he tries to comply with but usually fails. They want Duckman to be someone they can respect and look up to, but find he doesn't measure up.
Angela[]
In "About Face", after calling 911 because Mambo was choking, Duckman fell in love with the operator's voice.
She later called back to check up on Mambo, as he was the first life she helped save. They arranged to meet, and when they did, Duckman discovered she was extremely ugly, but he was still deeply in love with her.
After punching a waiter at a restaurant for his reaction to her face, Angela decided to get a complete makeover. This makeover offered her a career as an enormously successful supermodel. Because of this, Duckman felt she was now too good for him and that he would be holding her back, so he broke up with her by standing her up on their next date and ignoring her phone call.
In "Color of Naught", Angela and Duckman meet again, however there is contempt on Angela's side. Angela was the spokeswoman for Lady Beautex, a product put together by King Chicken. It would seem Angela's personality has changed after her time with Beautex, and she was constantly giving Duckman the cold shoulder.
She goes to the Duckman household to get the payment for all the Beautex products that Duckman was using, only to find him hidden in the basement. When she hears his use of Beautex was an effort to get back together with her, Angela becomes enraged, and mentions how long she was waiting for him at the Chinese restaurant where they first dated. She tells him she's happier without him—which is made to be a clear lie when she immediately tears up.
Duckman tells her how hard it was to let her go, and how he didn't want her to settle for someone like him. Angela brings Duckman in for a passionate kiss, which is interrupted when she realizes she's late for a Beautex event.
Much later, after something cataclysmic happened, Duckman proposes to Angela, stating that he never wants to lose her again. She rejects.
She recites the Beautex slogan "Because in this world, you come first", noting that she regrets that she was the one who thought of it. Now regretting her time with Beautex, she decides she wants to travel the country; she wants to reach out to troubled kids and bring the right kind of beauty to places that hadn't seen it for a long time. After one final kiss, she apologizes to Duckman for this decision and hopes he understands. She tells Duckman that she'll eventually be back, then walks away.
Duckman is clearly crushed by this as he watches her with tears in his eyes. He hunches over and begins to walk off in the opposite direction, heading home with his family. However, he seems to quickly regain himself, immediately asking his family if it'd be acceptable for him to date other people since Angela rejected his proposal. He then defends himself, stating that these other relationships will only be sexual, suggesting that his heart only lies with Angela still.
Duckman's relationship with Angela is never mentioned in the series again after her departure in "Color of Naught", so it is unclear how the two continue to feel about each other.
King Chicken[]
King Chicken and Duckman have been enemies since childhood due to the way Duckman treated him as a child. Because Duckman was (initially) the less popular of the two, he would regularly encourage the kids who picked on him to pick on King Chicken to divert the teasing from himself.
Because of this, King Chicken vowed to isolate Duckman from the rest of the world as payback for the way he himself was isolated in school.
Now as adults, he is Duckman's arch-nemesis, using many schemes to try and accomplish this goal. King Chicken's schemes often involve him donning incredibly believable disguises and targeting Duckman's family in some way. Despite his attraction to Bernice, King Chicken sometimes intends to destroy Duckman's whole family as a means of isolating him, perhaps implying that his hatred for Duckman is (at least occasionally) greater than his love for Bernice.
In "Cock Tales for Four", it is revealed to King Chicken that Duckman had only alienated him as a child as a defense tactic. This causes King Chicken to forgive Duckman, now understanding that they're not so different from each other after all.
They bond momentarily over what it's like to raise children, then King Chicken invites Duckman on a tour of his basement where he does all of his plotting. Duckman actually shows interest in this, even complimenting a shrine dedicated to his death, stating that he "[doesn't] know whether to be frightened or flattered!" They continue to laugh and reminisce, eventually making their own drunken confessions to each other: Duckman sometimes wishes he were an evil genius like King Chicken because he's the "best in the biz", and King Chicken not only wants to murder Duckman, but he wants his respect, as well.
Their reconciliation quickly comes to an end, however, after King Chicken witnesses Duckman making out with his wife, Honey Chicken.
For some reason, there is a strong amount of sexual tension between the two men. Duckman often thinks King is hitting on him, when he isn't. In "Cock Tales for Four", Duckman implies he wants to be intimate with King Chicken, but he is denied.
In "Where No Duckman Has Gone Before", King Chicken disguises himself as a sexy female alien wishing to pleasure Duckman. After he pulls off his mask, Duckman asks if they can still have sex. At the end of the episode, they almost make out with each other, before the scene abruptly cuts away and the entire episode is revealed to be Leonard Nimoy's dream.
Fluffy and Uranus[]
Duckman's office secretaries. He can't stand them due to their fuzzy feel-good demeanor, and their obnoxious political correctness.
Nearly every episode they appear in, Duckman kills them for unintentionally irritating him, but as Uranus explained in the first episode, they can survive nearly anything due to being stuffed. However, many occasions show them being killed for the most flimsy and/or shallow of reasons, such as being nice or even merely asking for a vacation.
In "Forbidden Fruit", Duckman takes great advantage of the two's hospitality and they actually stand up to him, telling him to "Get the fuck out of here, Mr. Duckman!"
Childhood[]
Duckman did not have the best childhood. Growing up, he was subjected to various patterns of abuse, neglect and bullying.
His father was cold and distant and may not have actually liked his son all that much. Duckman did not spend much time with his father unless he was being spanked as punishment for misbehaving.
When he was six years old, he stole some candy from a local store. When his dad found out, he wrote a note and sent Duckman to take it to the Chief of Police. The note requested the police lock him in a jail cell for a few hours to teach him a lesson, and Duckman was locked in alongside real criminals.
The Chief of Police fell and hit his head, going into a coma shortly after and as nobody else knew why the child was locked up, they didn't let him out. Duckman's father did not come and get him for 16 months.
When Duckman's father took him out to a park for one last camping trip together, before Duckman goes off to college. Duckman, however, tells his father that he's decided that he won't go to college, to which his father angrily says "You're going to college if I have to drag you there myself!" before chasing him around the park.
His father died after this, and his last words "Careful, son, I don't think the safety's on" suggest that it may have been on Duckman's hands.
Duckman's mother was extremely neglectful of him, often leaving him alone for weeks at a time and rarely remembering his name. Although, apparently she insisted the two of them bathe together until he was 15 years old and a therapist put a stop to it. Duckman was upset at that, because it was when he "needed her love the most". In "The Germ Turns", Duckman also states that his mother tricked him once by telling him his bath was ready, where she actually had her whole bridge club waiting behind the door with cameras.
In "The Girls of Route Canal", Duckman mentions that, as a child, a man once offered him a lollipop in exchange for sexual favors, an offer that the young Duckman accepted.
According to the Duckman video game, he was also molested by his scouts leader and one of his mother's lovers.
In Duckman Comics #5, Duckman tells Cornfed a story of the time his favorite uncle took him for the weekend and ended up showing him hardcore pornography.
Much like his own three sons, Duckman was bullied and left out by his peers for reasons never quite understood.
When he was ten, Duckman would sneak away from school and go home because he couldn't stand to be there. He did not grow up having friends, however according to the episode "From Brad to Worse", he had befriended Cornfed at some point in high school, and had another student peer (Brad Gililand) who saw him as a role model.
Throughout childhood and even through high school, Duckman singled out King Chicken, as he, too, was bullied; Duckman would turn the kids attention from him to King Chicken to avoid the ridicule. Despite this, Duckman was unable to escape the bullying. When King Chicken wasn't around, the others went right back to picking on him. Nonetheless, this is what caused King Chicken's lifelong grudge against Duckman.
When Duckman was sixteen years old, a teacher named Ms. Finch had sexual relations with him. After this, she "went to live with the nuns", presumably out of guilt. Duckman also had sexual relations with his Home Economics teacher.
Sexuality[]
When it comes to sex, Duckman is not only desperate, but very particular as well.
Duckman's sex life mostly consists of ogling women on the street, constant verbal and sexual innuendos, masturbation, hardcore phonographic videos, magazines and books, as well as a vast collection of sex toys.
Some of these include blow-up dolls, handcuffs, vibrators, and custom non-marking bondage ropes. He is a regular patron of nearly every strip club in town, and will sometimes resort to spending the retainer for a case on table dances. In "America the Beautiful", he went for lap-dances before breakfast.
Duckman is extremely kinky. Some of his turn-ons include fictionalized incest and dressing in drag (particularly women's underwear). He is apparently well-versed in this particular practice, as he was willing to give Charles and Mambo expertise makeup advice and offered to let them borrow some of his Revlon eye shadow, Tawny bronzer and light Egyptian foundation ("The Girls of Route Canal").
In college, he starred in a sex tape with a zebra.
Duckman also engages in bondage and S&M. Duckman seems to be strictly a submissive in bed and enjoys being tied up, spanked, electrocuted and hit with a suitcase. He once broke the washer by using the blades as a vibrator.
He is also shown to be bisexual and isn't at all hesitant to have sex with other men:
- In "Not So Easy Riders", he sells his body to a man for $10000.
- He was also a prostitute while in prison, having sex with wealthy businessmen for thousands of dollars at a time.
- In "The Road to Dendron", after being poked in the lower back with a sword, which he assumed was an erect penis, his response was "Hey, none of that now. Let's at least talk first."
- He apparently hangs out in the bus station men's room, from which he once returned with an extremely powerful vibrator.
- While on trial, facing the death penalty, King Chicken remarked to him "I can't wait to see you dangle", which Duckman misread as sexual, and was flattered that King Chicken would be interested in him in that way.
- He also once had sex with Charlie Rose, and regularly has erotic electrocution sessions administered by a guy named Randy.
- In "Westward, No!" he becomes involved in a romantic relationship with a man he meets while stripping who turns him into a successful showgirl.
Character Conception[]
Duckman was originally created by Everett Peck as a leading character in his comic strips, meant to represent the disgruntled every day Joe.
In these strips Duckman is much crueler and harsher, with very little redeeming qualities.
In these strips Beatrice was alive and Duckman had no problem with cheating on her or ogling other women. He also found his children to be nothing more then annoyances, and showed even less loyalty to Cornfed.
The strips description of Duckman's character was; The Duckman hangs on scratching out piss-poor living with his pard "Cornfed", his complaining Pig Friday. At home Duckman gets no relief.
Quotes[]
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Gallery[]
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Ajax ● Bernice ● Charles and Mambo ● Cornfed ● Duckman ● Fluffy and Uranus ● Grandma-ma |