"Ha Ha" is a song featured in the season 1 episode "Joking the Chicken".
It is performed by Moe Needlemen, Iggy Catalpa, and Cornfed Pig.
This is a series original song. The music was by Alf Clausen, with lyrics being by Michael Markowitz.
Lyrics[]
Moe Needlemen: There's a wild,
Funny feeling
That ya feel inside
When it comes bubblin' out
Ha, ha!
It sends your senses reeling
It can't be denied
And it comes spurting out
Ha, ha!
Take all the world's money
Increase it by half
Then offer it to me
I'd still rather laugh!
There's no bigger pisser
Than a pie in the kisser
As it comes gushing out
Ha, ha!
Cornfed: [speaking] Does it aim to please?
Moe Needlemen: Ha, ha!
Iggy Catalpa: [speaking] Is it always in threes?
Moe Needlemen: Ha, ha! Ha, ha—
When life gets too tough for me
And deals bad stuff for me
It's more than enough
For me to laugh...
People are filled with hate
And burdened
By sorrow's weight
So, please, if it's not
Too late, just laugh!
Iggy Catalpa: [singing] It's the only reaction
To the thunderous din
When you can't help yourself
Moe Needlemen, Iggy Catalpa and Cornfed: Ha, ha!
Moe Needlemen: It's the self-satisfaction
If ya have it, ya win
So get off'a the shelf
Moe Needlemen, Iggy Catalpa and Cornfed: Ha, ha!
Cornfed: [singing] Winners and losers
Through pleasure and pain
Just love mishegoss,
(?) gesehen
Iggy Catalpa: From Maine to Kathmandu
Cornfed: This man and
That man, too
Iggy Catalpa and Cornfed: Can't do without, can you?
Moe Needlemen, Iggy Catalpa and Cornfed: Ha, ha!
It's the antidote
For your aunt, you'll note
That you can, you dolt
Oftenhand by rote
When laughter takes over,
You're rolling in clover!
Moe Needlemen: It's comedyyy!
(Iggy Catalpa and Cornfed: Comedyyy!)
Moe Needlemen: And they call it...
Ha, ha!
[speaking to Duckman] Now do ya get it?
Duckman: [no response; blinks at Moe in disinterest]