"I've Finally Made It" is a song featured in the season 4 episode "How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying".
It is performed by Duckman, Art DeSalvo, and Cornfed, along with an entourage of background characters.
This is a series original song. The music was by Scott Wilk and Todd Yvega, with lyrics being by Gene Grillo and Michael Markowitz.
Lyrics[]
Duckman: [speaking] I did it.
I did it!
By God, I did it!
[singing] I've finally made it
My dream has come true
I've finally made it
The rest of you losers,
Good-bye, toodle-oo!
Art DeSalvo: Just bear in mind
That the contract you signed
Has a teeny little catch
That I guess you failed to catch
Cornfed: I knew it
Knew you'd do it
You'd fake and you'd take
You're a snake,
For God's sake!
You're to blame
What's your game?
I'm sorry you came
It's always the same
We're going to bring...
A lawsuit
Duckman: Wait, you old coot!
The question is moot!
Who the hell gives a hoot?!
I got a lifetime of loot!
Yes, a lifetime of loot!
Hah!
I've finally made it
My dream has come true
I've finally made it
It's the ultimate
Lazy man's coup!
Ah, what a glorious morn-o
I could spend it with porno
'Cause it's just
What I'm achin' to do!
Or I could just go get blotto
That would sure
Hit the spot-o!
Duckman and Audience: My dream of all dreams
Has come true
(Has come true)
Duckman: Hoo!
Yes, I've finally,
Audience: He's finally,
Duckman: I've finally,
Audience: He's finally,
Duckman: I've finally made...
Art DeSalvo: [singing] However,
There's one thing to remember...
The name of Duckman...
[speaking] Is now the intellectual property of Variecom,
And you are enjoined from ever using it in reference to yourself.
Also, all properties bearing the name "Duckman" now belong to Variecom,
including—but not limited to—the Duckman Detective Agency!
Take 'er away!
Duckman: [speaking] ... I did it again, didn't I?
Cornfed: Mm-hmm...