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Sperms of Endearment is the fifth episode of season three.

Sperms of Endearment
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Season 3, Episode 5

Air Date:

February 10th, 1996

Written By:

Bill Canterbury and Gene Laufenberg

Directed By:

Jeff McGrath


Color of Naught


A Room With a Bellevue


Bernice, Duckmans sister-in-law, decides she wants to have a child of her own. After trying the dating scene she decides to give artificial insemination a go. Due to a mis-communication and over abundance of, er, 'product', the service gives her Duckmans 'donation'. Hilarity ensues as Duckman and Bernice are incompatible in every in-conceivable way.


  • Arnoud Morsink's first name is mentioned in this episode as one of Bernice's choices. Arnoud was maintainer of the original Duckman FAQ.
  • Cornfed makes a short cameo, stating that he must appear in every episode for at least 10 seconds.
  • This episode is the first voice acting role for Mae Whitman, the daughter of series regular Pat Musick.

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