| “ | I wish I understood why all these flukes of fate happen to me. I don't ask for it. Am I being punished for something? Am I so bad? I know I'm not perfect, but at least I try. Ah, I'm being paranoid. Life is random. There are no answers. |
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—Eric Duckman to himself, after finally getting back home from prison and the hospital. | ||
Synopsis[]
TBA
Plot[]
Duckman, now in prison, is being tortured and used as a slave by the extended Mob Frog family. While being chased throughout the prison by the family, Duckman is saved by Kreeger, a "muscle-bound psychotic killer, and the only person in the county not related to Mob Frog". Duckman is grateful to him and says he'll do anything in return for him, so Kreeger has Duckman become his part-time wife.
Meanwhile, Cornfed has taken over the Duckman Detective Agency with a lot of success, however he hasn't given up on finding a way to get Duckman out of prison.
Duckman and Kreeger's relationship isn't going well; Duckman is upset that Kreeger shows him no appreciation for all of the cooking and cleaning he does in their shared prison cell. Duckman scolds him, and Kreeger leaves to go play poker with his friends. Duckman tells Kreeger that he won't be there whenever he gets back.
Afterward, Duckman gets a visit from Fluffy and Uranus, whom he quickly tears to shreds after they reveal that they destroyed his "secret stash of cigarettes and girlie magazines" that he had in the office. Ajax, Charles, and Mambo come to visit Duckman next. Ajax tells Duckman that he misses him, and Charles and Mambo let him know that the other children at school now think they're cool for having a convict for a father. Duckman is ashamed that his children have to see him like this, and he tells them that he'll try to find a way out so he can hug them.
Later, at Grandma-ma's wedding, Cornfed jumps out of the cake in a bikini and saves the day by awakening Antwerp from his coma. Upon seeing that Grandma-ma is his bride-to-be, Antwerp runs away, canceling the wedding. Cornfed apologizes to the Duckman family for ruining the wedding, but says that, as Duckman's partner, he had to do something to try to get him released.
Back at the prison, Duckman uses a group of trained flies to steal the guard's keys so he can break out, but he subsequently crashes a stolen prison bus, landing himself in the hospital. Antwerp visits Duckman in the hospital a few days later and gives him mixed signals about whether he's going to let Duckman be a free man, or if he's going to have Duckman killed for killing his uncle.
The comic ends with Duckman at home with his family, receiving an ominous phone call from Antwerp, who is still going back and forth about his decision.
Characters (in order of appearance)[]
Canon Characters[]
Comic-Specific Characters[]
- Fly Man of Alcatraz
- Mob Frog Extended Family
- Mob Frog Warden
- Big Frog
- Retro Frog
- Post-Modern Frog
- Elasti-Frog
- Froggy Frog
- One Frog
- Two Frog
- Red Frog
- Blue Frog
- Tadpole
- Kreeger
- Antwerp
Errors[]
- In the beginning of the comic, when Bernice uses Charles and Mambo as a model to sew up Grandma-ma's wedding dress, the twins' names are mixed up. Charles is suffocating underneath the cloth, and Mambo speaks up for him, saying, "I think Mambo would like some air, Aunt Bernice".