"The Road to Dendron" is a song featured in the season 3 episode "The Road to Dendron".
It is performed by Duckman and Cornfed during the bus ride of Ajax's school field trip.
This is a series original song. The music was by Scott Wilk and Todd Yvega, with lyrics being by David Misch (credited as D.A. “Yip” Misch).
Lyrics[]
Duckman: [speaking] Dendron?!
You said the field trip was to Mel's Mud Wrestling Warehouse!
Cornfed: [speaking] Simmer down, Junior.
I figured the only way to get you to go somewhere with your son was a sexual-degradation-based lie.
Duckman: Cornbone, ya really know me.
Cornfed: Well, I guess we're off on another zany adventure.
Duckman: Ya dropped the logline there, old pal.
Duckman and Cornfed: [both singing] We're off on the road
To Dendron, buddy
Duckman: We're going
Because of my son...
(Cornfed: A chip off the old blockhead)
Duckman and Cornfed: We don't know what we'll find
In Dendron, buddy
But we're legally obligated
To make it fun!
Cornfed: I'll suffer pain
And great humiliation
(Duckman: It suits ya!)
Duckman: [singing] I'll rant and fume
And call Bernice a hag!
(Cornfed: Who says chivalry's dead?)
Cornfed: [singing] And since we want to get
To syndication
Duckman and Cornfed: [both singing] Ya know we're both
Gonna end up in drag!
We're off on the road
To Dendron, buddy
And that's also
The name of this song
For copyright purposes
We don't know
What we'll find
In Dendron, buddy
But we know it's gotta be
23 minutes
And 19 seconds looooong!
Dr. Ben Stein: [speaking monotonously, as always] Quiet, please.
I'm trying to drive.